Tonight while we were watching TV together, one of those heartwarming Chevy commercials came on. This one was about a couple of brothers who tracked down the Chevy Impala their dad had bought eons ago and how much their dad loved that car and how he hated having to finally trade it in. So, the boys tracked the car down, bought it and surprised their dad with it. As we're watching the end of the commercial, with dear old dad clutching his chest trying not to have a heart attack from the shock of being reunited with his old car, I turned to Larry and said, "Don't even think about ever tracking down the crapvan and surprising me with it. Because I will kill you if you do."
He believes me.