Years ago, when I was younger, I thought that by now I'd be famous. Or dead. Well, I'm neither, but that's okay. What I am is a 60-year old woman who, through some miracle, has survived 37 years of marriage, has three great kids, a wonderful daughter-in-law, two granddaughters, a job and a lot of great friends. Oh, and an extremely warped sense of humor and a hell of a lot of opinions.